aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

alpiners:

Don’t paint me black when I used to be golden

cloudswesee:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people

irenigg:

thats the news!!!

ohcorny:

weepinduo

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

fuckyeahjokeredi:

lets not use you as a reference joker

submitted by anoia!

blackwomenworldhistory:

indifference-online:

Women in Ancient Egypt

It is quite fascinating to notice that, by historic evidence, ancient Egyptian women received equal rights economically and legally. They could own property, they could sign contracts, they were considered legitimate witnesses in court. They could sell property, divorce, and could be considered a partner in contracts. Women were also “entitled to sue at law” as well. 

Most women were working women. They helped along with agricultural work and would manage farms and businesses in the absence of their husbands. Some women were the heads of their own businesses; others became doctors. Women could also work as musicians, and noblewomen could be apart of a priesthood. 

Contraceptives were allowed. When a woman was giving birth, her head would be shaved. There would be many midwives to assist her as well. The discovery of finding out weather or not the child was a boy or a girl originated from Ancient Egypt and eventually spread. 

Source 

fuckyeahdementia:

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

tessaviolet:

totallyfubar:

sydney-rakestraw:

khaleesisaysfuckyou:

scarletqueen:

In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.

*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*

I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.

John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…

this is lovely.